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"Apres moi, le deluge" said Your Mom.
"Got the funk for your trunk, from the junkyard to the boulevard..."
Created on 2006-01-03 18:54:16 (#9169101), last updated 2007-04-13
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Basic Info| Name: | Formerly "_safetyscissors" |
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| Birthdate: | 1987-10-17 |
| Location: | North Your Mom, Massachusetts, United States |
BioKilts are
So, as you can see, I have a new journal. BUT, the fun doesn't stop here. Noooo Siree Bob.
Lydia's Ever-Growing Collection of Wisdom
"He just needs to jack off a couple of times and then he'll be fine."
"I wanna be that kind of grandma! I'd be givin' my grandkids the weed pills; 'Here ya go.'"
"Wait, your dad's school was in a Land Rover?"
"Oh, sorry, I was singing 'Our Country Tis of Thee.'"
"Or a disorder like OCD. Or obsessive-compulsive disorder. [four seconds later] Those are the same thing. I meant--"
"I wonder if they'd let you get drunk while you're giving birth, 'cause it's not like you're giving the baby anything anymore."
"I was told I could do it, so I want in two weeks, in the mail, from Cheltenham, thank you, goodbye, long live Scotland the Brave."
"Look, it's our 52nd state--Canada!"
"Wait, why does our team have black pants now?...that's not our team?!"
"Aww, I love old people! [mouths] NO."
"Everytime you have an orgasm and you're not married, it's wrong!"
"If skinny boys tell me, I'll do it."
"This is like the foreplay, and Franz is the orgasm."
"Who would have sex with [him]? I bet they're having sex with each other. EW."
"Ineed the rest so I can make a claim as to why my rough draft is half finished and of less wuality than a fourth grade book report on camjenson books." [like the grammatical errors?]
"Whores taste good. Especially the Scottish ones."
"Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday from teh Denny's Crew!"
I'm going to respect my foot to your face!"
"It's for the people, really, I'm like J Caesar and Augustus: "It's all about you, baby, I'm sellin' my house and wearing wool tunics, my money is your's, you can go smoke all the bowls you want." Except that they never said that and I'm allergic to wool." [That one's hilarious, admit it.]
"Sew me a loincloth."
"Now hang me up to dry, I'm pearly like the whites, the whites of your eyes"
-- "Hang Me Up to Dry"--Cold War Kids
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